Revised Pledge of Allegiance

Today I asked Henry if he knows the Pledge of Allegiance and he told me he says it every day at school.  He was doing legos so he wasn't really focusing on what he was saying, but he started to recite it and this is what came out of his mouth: "I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united mates of hysteria..." and then he got the rest right. I feel like that pretty much explains the state we live in.  Henry and his sisters are the United Mates of Hysteria.  Way to go Henry.